It is so disgustingly hot and humid here in Chicago, I can’t bear it. I went out in the dark of the evening, barely even around the corner to Damen & North, and even still, I was so uncomfortable on my way home that I opened the door to my house swearing, stripped down to my underwear and immediately ate some frozen cherry juice slush. Once I could stand to be near myself again, I took a shower. And I swear, I am not going outside my air conditioned apartment again until it’s sane again out there.