WTF: $8.95 for a bottle of OLIVE BRINE? Hello, people, the whole point of a dirty martini is that you already have a jar of olives in brine in hand, and you’re trying to get more of it into your glass. You should not ever need to buy foofy “cocktail” brine from a specialty purveyor. Ever.
DUH.
have you seen the bottles of “fancy” simple syrup? those piss me off every time i walk past them.