While in Oakland in May, we went to Rudy’s Can’t Fail Cafe just over the line in Emeryville, around the corner from the Pixar compound, and had a bit of brunch. It happened to be the day we were slated to eat an early dinner at Oliveto, so I wanted to eat less than I normally would in an establishment well known for high-quality hashbrowns and bacon. (The last time I was there, food poisoning or no food poisoning, I had waffles and fried chicken.)
So i ordered up the grits with cheese and sweet pepper hash/relish/whatever it was — whatever it was, it was sweet and tangy and spicy and utterly delicious with the clean white grits and melty cheese. It was the breakfast version of that cocktail favorite, pepper jelly & cream cheese on a cracker. If you can stand (or beat) the wait, Can’t Fail is a great place for a sunny brunch outdoors — i felt hopelessly Californian while I was there. And that’s a good thing.
oakland korean
Since hedge is Korean, and her friend H is also, we allowed them to take us to H’s favorite Korean place in Oakland: Sahn Maru, 4315 Telegraph Ave. (‘Cause you know how we hate the Korean cooking – NOT.) Wow. Yum. We got a dish of cold pork and oysters with kimchi pickled vegetables, which was much tastier than the version of that dish I’d had at WuChon in Somerville. We got some seafood noodle soup for tallasiandude, to address his noodle craving.
Hedge ordered a stew that she tells us is a guilty pleasure in Korea, since it came to exist because of desperate poverty during the war, when people were hungry enough to pick through the castoffs on the army base and throw whatever scraps of hot dog and spam they could find into the stew pot. It actually tastes great, the oily savoriness of the spam and sausage making a nice contrast with the tangy kimchi and broth.
There was also one item in the array of very good pan chan that truly rocked my world. It was a dried-then-reconstituted turnip shred in a spicy chili-powder brine. The dried turnip gave it a sweet chewiness/crunchiness that knocked me out. Delicious!
And as the sweet at the end of the meal, this place brings you a cold cup of sweet spiced liquid, with a few chinese dates and pine nuts floating on the top. It’s completely unexpected and completely refreshing, just the thing you want after a rich spicy meal.
i am never going outside again
It is so disgustingly hot and humid here in Chicago, I can’t bear it. I went out in the dark of the evening, barely even around the corner to Damen & North, and even still, I was so uncomfortable on my way home that I opened the door to my house swearing, stripped down to my underwear and immediately ate some frozen cherry juice slush. Once I could stand to be near myself again, I took a shower. And I swear, I am not going outside my air conditioned apartment again until it’s sane again out there.
house of beef
On the road to Yosemite during our last trip a few years ago, we drove past a mysterious boxy building with no identifying marks except a sign reading “HOUSE OF BEEF.” Of course I found this endlessly entertaining. But we didn’t have time to stop on that trip, so this time around we were thrilled to discover that the House of Beef was still there, in a slightly less mysterious guise — it was now identifiably a retail establishment. So on the way back to SF from the park, we stopped to investigate.
You gotta love a place that just leaves a smoker sitting outside on the sidewalk, unattended, with tantalizing smoky meat wafting its enticements to lure passersby.
Turns out it’s a whole restaurant, filled with memorabilia and antique tools, where you can get massive portions of marinated tri-tip beef, along with unlimited trips to the salad bar and mediocre pie. The beef is pretty good, though it has that weird salinity that most commercially-marinated meats have (and i don’t generally care for), and the french fries were awesome.
There’s also a whole gift shop/butcher shop attached to the rear of the place, where you can buy the signature marinated tri-tip and a whole range of other meats. House of Beef will also custom butcher any sort of meat you wish to bring them — your own cattle, deer you might shoot on your trip to the Sierras, etc. I picked up a couple of ribeyes and some pickled green beans as a hostess present for MissLudmilla and MonkeyBoy, which were reportedly very tasty indeed.
Unfortunately, the House of Beef is located at a slightly confusing spot in the route to Yosemite where you need to make a turn, and we got so distracted by the ineffable mystery of the House of Beef that we missed the turn. However, while driving around (and around and around, it was a little frustrating) the region, we were endlessly amused by the town of Manteca. The idea of a whole town named LARD is just wonderful. Next trip we’ll have to stop there for some food.
sick and wrong
I am such a total freak. I just got a shipment from Penzey’s Spices today, and the freebie they threw in was a sample of Country French Vinaigrette mix, which is a blend of salt, sugar, mustard, herbs and pepper. I put a little in my palm to taste it. And then I put a lot in my palm and licked it off for a snack. It’s like the best flavor crystals ever, without all that annoying potato chip to get in the way.
small scale meat conveyance
Heh heh heh. Last night I flew back to Boston with two checked bags, both of them stuffed full of a variety of encased meats from Paulina Market. I dropped $236 on pork brats, veal brats, sheboygan-style brats, cute little white bockwurst with chives, fat stubby little garlic knackwurst, hungarian wieners with garlic & paprika, and smoked italians. And a pound of homemade bacon. My luggage still smells like sausage, and I *can’t wait* till tomorrow when i get to grill all that shit up for my friends. This year, we will NOT run out of the good stuff so fast.
Oliveto
I know that at least one of my faithful readers is waiting with bated breath for the report on our dinner at Oliveto in Oakland, so even though I’ve been doing these posts in chronological order, I’m bumping this one to the front. It was a spectacular dinner of Californian freshness, prepared Mediterranean style.
We had a party of 7, of varying degrees of foodieness but uniform willingness to share dishes willy-nilly. Yay! We started with the salumi platter for two, which was delicious, especially the mortadella with pistachios, but several of the salumi were quite similar in style, and the server rattled them off so fast that none of us knew what exactly we were eating. We didn’t care overmuch, since they all tasted great, and it was nice to be around the table with old friends.
I must restate yet again how much I adore the custom I picked up from C of ordering one starter to share, then a true starter course. Heh heh heh. Anything that maximizes intake of appetizers is a very good thing indeed, since they are invariably the best showcase of a chef’s art.
We got charcoal grilled skewers of lamb tongue and sweetbreads, which skeeved out a few of our party, but everyone tried them and liked them, so yay. I already knew I loved lamb tongue, and hedge has a thing for sweetbreads, so we were clear which parts we were snagging from the outset. 🙂
We got a salad of raw Niman Ranch beef with soft-boiled egg, anchovy and parmesan, and I am happy to report that they used the awesome white anchovies one often gets in spain, not the harsh crappy ones one often gets in america (*cough*ahwahnee*cough*). This was a lovely fresh sweet dish, satisfying that protein urge while remaining very light and sprightly.
We got fritelle of salt cod, potato and chard that was crispy and delicious over a pile of frisee. We got Boston Mackerel in saor that was a fabulous southern-italian/sephardic dish of sweetness and tartness in perfect complement to the fish. The poor mackerel is so often treated badly in our cuisine, and it is a joy to get a good fresh one in a suitable preparation.
We got a simple salad of avocado and arugula in old balsamic that was frankly one of the best things on the table — there is no arguing that California produce is some of the best in the world. This salad was $4 more than the salt cod fritters and $2 more than the beef salad, which I guess says something about the quality of ingredients, or at least the cost of sublime produce.
But my most favorite starter was a salad of thin-sliced asparagus, radicchio, celery, and walnuts, with lemon, anchovy & parmesan. Wow. All those flavors play so well together, and I would never have thought to combine them. It would be so easy to do this at home, with good spring produce, and impress the heck out of dinner guests. Yummy.
None of the mains sounded particularly compelling to us, so we decided to skip them entirely and focus on the pastas, which pretty much ALL sounded compelling to us. We settled on bucatini all’amatriciana (one of my favorite dishes ever, and it’s hard for me to resist ordering it when i see it), potato gnocchi with ragu of lamb hearts, spaghettini with fried bread “crumbs” (really cubes), basil and hot pepper, and trompetti with castelmagno cheese and spring onions.
The trompetti was light and subtle, but could have used more oomph, perhaps in the form of more spring onions — there weren’t many and they were at the peak of season. The other three, though, were awesome. The all’amatriciana sauce was a lighter style than usual, but deliciously porky, and went well with the thick chewy pasta. The ragu on the gnocchi was rich and intensely meaty, again skeeving out a few people at first but winning converts quickly. The spaghettini was so spectacular that tallasiandude ordered a second plateful, which sadly arrived without its crispy bread cubes but still yummy. At first I thought the big soft red things were cherry tomatoes that had been roasted and/or vinegared to make them extra tasty, but it turned out they were the hot peppers. The whole dish was bright and tangy from peppers and basil, softened and blended by the gentling effects of the olive oil in the sauce and bread cubes. Fantastic.
We shared a few desserts: sorbets of strawberry and lemon (i think – i’ve eaten several sorbet combos lately, and my mind is going), a tasty chocolate tart that was basically fudge in a crust with caramel ice cream, a bittersweet chocolate cake that won raves, and a peach upside down cake that is worth a trip to Oliveto in and of itself. Hedge ordered it, and at the time I was thinking, why on earth would she order THAT? it’s going to be lame and boring, as fruity cakes always are in restaurants, blah blah blah. Shows what I know. This thing was incredible. The peaches were fresh and just barely touched with caramel, and the cake itself was light, moist, and very nicely flavored, with crunchy edge bits. I have no idea what kind of cake recipe they are using, but I want it.
I believe there was some moscato d’asti ordered in there along with desserts, and there was prosecco early on, and another white that hedge ordered and of course I have already forgotten, and some Navarro pinot noir grape juice that someone ordered having seen it as a cocktail component. This is no ordinary grape juice, but a perfumey sweet nectar more that capable of standing on its own to compete with any dessert wine. I had never heard of such a thing, but I will keep my eye peeled for it henceforward (all the californian foodies in the crew knew exactly what it was).
C tells me that staff has changed at Oliveto in the last couple of years, and they have lost the C Pasta Crown to Quince, where the departed staff have gone. Which to me only means that now i have to go eat pasta at Quince, because the pasta at Oliveto remains very very good.
the fragrance of desire
My coworker ordered Hecky’s for lunch, and I went in for a whole BBQ chicken. It arrived just as I got pulled into a client meeting, and the scent of that delectable sauce was nearly intolerable. I have no idea what they do to those chickens, but it is so far beyond delicious as to be sublime. YUM.
i love the 80s
Sorry, I’ve been trying to get the Oliveto post written and the photos up, but the FTP server has been wonky lately. And I had to go dance my ass off this weekend in Cleveland, so I’ve been busy. But tallasiandude sent this to me this morning:
http://www.devilducky.com/media/46990/
which should be good for a few laughs. Enjoy.
goat milk -> best scrambled eggs ever
Wow. I just made some scrambled eggs for breakfast (with leftover sauteed spinach with garlic, onion & pepper in it, yum) and used a splash of that goats’ milk I bought the other day. Holy moly! These are the best eggs I’ve ever had — they’re creamy and sweet, with a more interesting flavor than usual. I am a devout ketchup user when it comes to eggs, with the occasional diversion into hot sauce, and I tried both on these eggs, and they were better plain. I think I may keep this goats’ milk around on a pretty regular basis.